All I Ever Wanted.....

Heya people…have you all ever wondered how great it would be if you got whatever you’ve desired for…!?!!? I know…that would be really great…There are many things that I wish they’d come into veracity…and I just hope it happens one day….

All I ever wanted is a TERROR FREE world…no butchery of innocent people…terror for me not only means the terrorist attacks but also the fights and riots on the name of religion…!!! I mean God doesn’t tell us that you are a hindu/muslim/jain or whatever religion it is…and according to me fighting on it is really insignificant… So people lets live together as a family!!!

All I ever wanted is to become a prominent Author/Novelist…Its my most cherished desire…and I hope that I do become one someday…….(I guess I don’t write that bad…do I ?)

All I ever wanted is to meet Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam (okay…this man needs no introduction…) and Rajdeep Sardesai (Editor-in-Chief/Owner of CNN-IBN)…these both men inspire me in a thousand ways(infact more than that)…I would be thoroughly privileged to meet these two people…!

All I ever wanted is that people should stop being hypocritical and ostentatious and pretentious…why do some people behave in such weird fashion I fail to understand…I just want people to be themselves, frank, straight forward and they should open up their minds to all possible vistas…( I’m not talking about Windows Vista…lolz…)

All I ever wanted is to stop Global Warming…I know that’s kind of impossible…but we can do our little bit…so lets undertake an initiative to save OUR PLANET…( C’mon people it’s the only planet with coffee, chocolates and panipuri…yum….!!!)

All I ever wanted is that there should be at least three holidays in a week…that would be really awesome and fun…so much of free time for ourselves and to enjoy….whoa….!!

All I ever wanted is to make India a super power…guys its high time that we should stop criticizing our country… We are developing as a country in all aspects be it in the economic sector, arts, sports, etc…There are many negative forces which try to divide us on the basis of religion and regionalism…lets just ignore them…..Its our responsibility as the future citizens to contribute to our country in whatever ways we opt…and yeah we shouldn’t forget our culture and traditions.....(okay…though I listen to English music that doesn’t mean that I don’t care about our culture…its my personal choice…this one was for one idiotic guy who is in my college and only insists on listening to marathi and hindi music…dude…get a life and go hell with it!!!)

All I ever wanted is to meet Jennifer Aniston…and the entire cast of F.R.I.E.N.D.S…..I just love them…!!!

All I ever wanted is to live a free life…no worries about anything…taking my own decisions….doing whatever I feel like….discovering my inner self….but damn…that’s one hell of a thing that I can’t get…!!!

The list goes on and on…..but these are the things I really want them to happen…I just hope it comes true one day…till then I’ll be waiting…so that was ALL I EVER WANTED…..!!!

Things I NORMALLY do in the night...

Heya people…!!! Quite a long time after my earlier post…finally holidays are back (diwali Vacations) yay!!!! hmmmm…..so what people usually do during night…!?!? I know what a dumb question…!!! And the obvious answer is… they “SLEEP”….well not in the case of me…!!! I’m quite a nocturnal animal….!! So….these are the things I usually do when I’m awake in the night…! Now….that I suffer from self-proclaimed insomnia….let me tell you guys what are my encounters during the night time…!!!

So….. I usually watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S in the night…….its my favorite sitcom ever….

And how can I forget my companion….BLACK COFFEE…!!! Just cant live without it…. This is my primary need for night time……Hmmmm…….. if there is any good movie coming on TV….then its great…(half of the time these stupid telebrands commercials keep on coming on tv…..but I must say…they are really hilarious…..english dubbed hindi commercials!!!) Or else I read a novel…..reading novels in the wee hours is my favorite pastime……I get completely into it…!!!

Thanks to the advent of modern technology……I go online when I’m awake during the night……I check out the profiles of the “PUNYA” people and burst out laughing…!!! Sheer entertainment I must say….!!! Listening to music is another activity of mine that I usually do in the night……or else I’ll be talking to Shreya or Rahul for hours together on the phone……

(okay….even shreya and rahul are insomniacs…..because every time these both are the only ones whom I talk to in the night regarding various things…)

MAGGI…….how can I forget that…….I love eating maggi in the night….wow….. I know I have got weird eating and sleeping habits….!!! But can’t help it……..and finally….if I’m getting bored…I go for a bath….!!! Then I think about my great days I spent with my friends and then……I eventually go off to sleep……

P.S- my normal sleeping time is12......and when there all holidays I sleep by 3 or 4…. So people these were the adventures of an insomniac….this is a caffeine addict/insomniac signing off…. Adios…..!

My First "MALHAR" Experience...!!!

Hello people…..!!! So finally college has begun…!!! But its not that much fun the way I thought it would be….!!! And I’m already bored with it…..so to take a break I went to malhar….!!!!!

On 29th August, 2009 I happened to visit MALHAR…..(for those who don’t know what malhar is…..malhar is the annual college festival of St. Xaviers College, VT….!!)
(A big thanks to greshma because of whom I got a pass of malhar….!!!! Thanks greesh…..!!! and yeah…..greesh is now a Xavierite…!!!)

It was my first malhar experience….(as the title rightly says…!)…..It was one of a kind experience for me…!!! The events….wow.!!! they were really great….!!! The exhibition put up by the Fine Arts students was really noteworthy…..!!! There were many workshops too.....for example….animation, coffee tasting, dance workshop…..n many more…..!!! The band performances were also really cool…..!!!! and the food…..yummy…..it was too good……!!!
There was a dance competition too…………and guess what…..Imraan Khan was the judge………wow……….!!! The crowd really went gaga…..!!!! The whole feel of malhar….right from ambience to its organization….its events….were really too good…..!!!! After all its MALHAR……….!!!! [please note: my college doesn’t have a college fest…..!!! : (….] The official newspaper of malhar…”RAGA” is also really par excellence……hats off to its editorial team and all the correspondents……..!!!!!!!!

So this was my first malhar experience….!!! I don’t know what else to say…..I’m still excited as I’m writing this blog thinking about malhar…..!!! so people even you all go and experience the malhar magic next time……!!!! Adios…!!!

The Hep Babe Crowd...(continued)

Hello people….you’ll must have read my previous blog….and it was a hit according to my friends….so the hep babe saga continues………it is back by public demand…..so be ready for more bunch of schmucks…..here it goes…..



The Casanovas……what to say about them…..supposed to be the popular group of my school…..they completely lack manners……very low intellectual level…..these group of bozos over estimate their selves and think they are very cool…….so cheap….these guys sense of humor is also cheap like them……the guys are so desperate……they can actually write a book on how to become cheap and vulgar.....but…..oh I forgot….how can these morons write……after all they are so dumb so reading and writing is out of question for them…..! there’s only one advice I can give them…..guys stop pretending to be cool…..because you’ll don’t know to act and so finally you’ll end up being more stupid and dumb……!



Venus…….aowaha……..can you believe it that this guy has actually waxed……..! I mean how pathetic is that……what to say more about him……thinks that he is cool and looks handsome…..but let me tell you one thing…..you look like a piece of poop…..! I don’t know why this guy tries to be cool…..eventually you end up looking dumb and a complete egghead……and sweetie…..stop being arrogant…….! Coz there’s that you have or possess a quality that you are so arrogant…..! you just have got over confidence which stinks like your attitude…..!



The Moon of Venus…….as you all must have guessed it…..this is the girl of venus…….or in other words….his GAME….lolz…….she thinks that she is a complete babe and whatever she does or wears is in vogue…..! but let me tell you one thing……you desperately need a stylist…..coz your style statement is atrocious…..! and what to say about her intellectual level…..if there would be a comparison between her and a bimbo…..the bimbo would appear to be more smarter than her…..! way to go sweetie….!


So these were some more hep babe people……and here my final blog on hep babe ends…….!

The Hep Babe Crowd.....!

Hello honeykins……….ready for some stiring…….! So, my this blog is entirely dedicated to “THE HEP BABE CROWD” of my school….I’ve changed their names so as not to reveal their identity……!

So let me explain what hep babe crowd is exactly……This crowd includes all the DUDES (pronounced as Doodhs) and all the BABES (pronounced asBaa-be)….these people are all wannabes dying to seek attention by their stupid attention seeking stunts…….they think whatever they do is cool and in vogue…..But actually its entirely the opposite……They don’t know that people actually laugh at them…..for example me and many others……..My only advice to them is to stop acting like a bunch of bloody morons and dumb asses and do something in life other than their poor attempts to seek attention……..!
Okay the very first person on the hit list is ZEUS…….This guy is really gross and the ultimate cheapest person I’ve ever seen……this guy is so vulgar….....The thinks that the jokes he cracks are really cool…… He is so cool that when you are around him you will feel cold…....(lol)…..he is really dumb…….The ultimate cheapster…..no one can beat him in his vulgarity and this poor sense of style……….!
Next on the list is APOLLO………also regarded as playboy of my school…actually………n the worst part is girls actually do fall for him……..so its obvious that those girls belong to the same crowd……..! I guess he thinks that he can pataaofy every girl………..but sweetie you shouldn’t be that over confident……..cause its said that every dog has its day…….its just your days……..which finally are gonna end……….He is completely a moron……..forget no point wasting my precious words for such a person………..!
Baa-be…….what to say about her……….! She carries a pink lip gloss to school…….and does make up in school……..she doesn’t play……cause then she’ll sweat and spoil her make up……..height of dumbness……..I must say……………
LB1 & LB2 (Love Bird)………..gawd…….! living in their own parallel universe in which everything is lovey dovey for them……..This couple display their affection openly in public……..I mean that’s so stupid and cheap………always they are completely over each other…….talking about love………god…….! That makes me puke……….actually……….!
The gong gongs………….AOWAHA………! what to say about them……..they think that they are a musical sensation of the school…….and the main person of their group…….such a terrible guy……loves vulgarity ……..overflowing with immense cheapness……..The whole group sings so pathetically…….and they think that they’ve got lot of knowledge of music……..guys stop boasting about yourselves and go and take some deep breathes…….and just forget about music……..because its not a cup of your tea………!


Okay…so these were a few characters who lead the brigade of the hep babe crowd……….there are many more…….I hope these bunch of idiots learn to change their behavior and become civilized……..but how can we expect this from them………..after all they are “HEP BABE”……!