Hello people….you’ll must have read my previous blog….and it was a hit according to my friends….so the hep babe saga continues………it is back by public demand…..so be ready for more bunch of schmucks…..here it goes…..
The Casanovas……what to say about them…..supposed to be the popular group of my school…..they completely lack manners……very low intellectual level…..these group of bozos over estimate their selves and think they are very cool…….so cheap….these guys sense of humor is also cheap like them……the guys are so desperate……they can actually write a book on how to become cheap and vulgar.....but…..oh I forgot….how can these morons write……after all they are so dumb so reading and writing is out of question for them…..! there’s only one advice I can give them…..guys stop pretending to be cool…..because you’ll don’t know to act and so finally you’ll end up being more stupid and dumb……!
Venus…….aowaha……..can you believe it that this guy has actually waxed……..! I mean how pathetic is that……what to say more about him……thinks that he is cool and looks handsome…..but let me tell you one thing…..you look like a piece of poop…..! I don’t know why this guy tries to be cool…..eventually you end up looking dumb and a complete egghead……and sweetie…..stop being arrogant…….! Coz there’s that you have or possess a quality that you are so arrogant…..! you just have got over confidence which stinks like your attitude…..!
The Moon of Venus…….as you all must have guessed it…..this is the girl of venus…….or in other words….his GAME….lolz…….she thinks that she is a complete babe and whatever she does or wears is in vogue…..! but let me tell you one thing……you desperately need a stylist…..coz your style statement is atrocious…..! and what to say about her intellectual level…..if there would be a comparison between her and a bimbo…..the bimbo would appear to be more smarter than her…..! way to go sweetie….!
So these were some more hep babe people……and here my final blog on hep babe ends…….!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
The Hep Babe Crowd.....!
Hello honeykins……….ready for some stiring…….! So, my this blog is entirely dedicated to “THE HEP BABE CROWD” of my school….I’ve changed their names so as not to reveal their identity……!
So let me explain what hep babe crowd is exactly……This crowd includes all the DUDES (pronounced as Doodhs) and all the BABES (pronounced asBaa-be)….these people are all wannabes dying to seek attention by their stupid attention seeking stunts…….they think whatever they do is cool and in vogue…..But actually its entirely the opposite……They don’t know that people actually laugh at them…..for example me and many others……..My only advice to them is to stop acting like a bunch of bloody morons and dumb asses and do something in life other than their poor attempts to seek attention……..!
Okay the very first person on the hit list is ZEUS…….This guy is really gross and the ultimate cheapest person I’ve ever seen……this guy is so vulgar….....The thinks that the jokes he cracks are really cool…… He is so cool that when you are around him you will feel cold…....(lol)…..he is really dumb…….The ultimate cheapster…..no one can beat him in his vulgarity and this poor sense of style……….!
Next on the list is APOLLO………also regarded as playboy of my school…actually………n the worst part is girls actually do fall for him……..so its obvious that those girls belong to the same crowd……..! I guess he thinks that he can pataaofy every girl………..but sweetie you shouldn’t be that over confident……..cause its said that every dog has its day…….its just your days……..which finally are gonna end……….He is completely a moron……..forget no point wasting my precious words for such a person………..!
Baa-be…….what to say about her……….! She carries a pink lip gloss to school…….and does make up in school……..she doesn’t play……cause then she’ll sweat and spoil her make up……..height of dumbness……..I must say……………
LB1 & LB2 (Love Bird)………..gawd…….! living in their own parallel universe in which everything is lovey dovey for them……..This couple display their affection openly in public……..I mean that’s so stupid and cheap………always they are completely over each other…….talking about love………god…….! That makes me puke……….actually……….!
The gong gongs………….AOWAHA………! what to say about them……..they think that they are a musical sensation of the school…….and the main person of their group…….such a terrible guy……loves vulgarity ……..overflowing with immense cheapness……..The whole group sings so pathetically…….and they think that they’ve got lot of knowledge of music……..guys stop boasting about yourselves and go and take some deep breathes…….and just forget about music……..because its not a cup of your tea………!
Okay…so these were a few characters who lead the brigade of the hep babe crowd……….there are many more…….I hope these bunch of idiots learn to change their behavior and become civilized……..but how can we expect this from them………..after all they are “HEP BABE”……!
So let me explain what hep babe crowd is exactly……This crowd includes all the DUDES (pronounced as Doodhs) and all the BABES (pronounced asBaa-be)….these people are all wannabes dying to seek attention by their stupid attention seeking stunts…….they think whatever they do is cool and in vogue…..But actually its entirely the opposite……They don’t know that people actually laugh at them…..for example me and many others……..My only advice to them is to stop acting like a bunch of bloody morons and dumb asses and do something in life other than their poor attempts to seek attention……..!
Okay the very first person on the hit list is ZEUS…….This guy is really gross and the ultimate cheapest person I’ve ever seen……this guy is so vulgar….....The thinks that the jokes he cracks are really cool…… He is so cool that when you are around him you will feel cold…....(lol)…..he is really dumb…….The ultimate cheapster…..no one can beat him in his vulgarity and this poor sense of style……….!
Next on the list is APOLLO………also regarded as playboy of my school…actually………n the worst part is girls actually do fall for him……..so its obvious that those girls belong to the same crowd……..! I guess he thinks that he can pataaofy every girl………..but sweetie you shouldn’t be that over confident……..cause its said that every dog has its day…….its just your days……..which finally are gonna end……….He is completely a moron……..forget no point wasting my precious words for such a person………..!
Baa-be…….what to say about her……….! She carries a pink lip gloss to school…….and does make up in school……..she doesn’t play……cause then she’ll sweat and spoil her make up……..height of dumbness……..I must say……………
LB1 & LB2 (Love Bird)………..gawd…….! living in their own parallel universe in which everything is lovey dovey for them……..This couple display their affection openly in public……..I mean that’s so stupid and cheap………always they are completely over each other…….talking about love………god…….! That makes me puke……….actually……….!
The gong gongs………….AOWAHA………! what to say about them……..they think that they are a musical sensation of the school…….and the main person of their group…….such a terrible guy……loves vulgarity ……..overflowing with immense cheapness……..The whole group sings so pathetically…….and they think that they’ve got lot of knowledge of music……..guys stop boasting about yourselves and go and take some deep breathes…….and just forget about music……..because its not a cup of your tea………!
Okay…so these were a few characters who lead the brigade of the hep babe crowd……….there are many more…….I hope these bunch of idiots learn to change their behavior and become civilized……..but how can we expect this from them………..after all they are “HEP BABE”……!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
The Chronicle Of Life
Heya people…..the following is a short story written by me……I just wrote whatever came to my mind…..I hope you all will like it…..
Sohrab Zorabian was sitting in his drawing room reading the newspaper. Though he had the newspaper in his had, he was not actually reading it. His mind had wandered somewhere else. Mr. Zorabian thought of that terrible incident in which he lost his 15 year old son Rostam. Whenever he sat alone he always drifted away with that horrid memory. Though 10 years had past since he lost his son, he never was able to accept the fact that his son was no longer with him. Just then Mrs. Zorabian voice came, “ Sohrab, the dinner is ready!”. With the voice of his wife, he came back to reality.
When he arrived at dinning table, Mrs. Zorabian came to know that her husband had been thinking about the same thing again and again. She said, “Are you ok. You don’t seem to be in good health!”. Mr.Zorabian complained that he had a headache. There was no further conversation. Soon after the dinner was over he went to sleep.
Mrs. Zorabian was fed up of her husband’s behaviour. Even she had gone through the same thing. But she finally decided to move on in life because she knew that thinking about it over and over again would add to her distress. But that was not the case with her husband. He always kept blaming himself for that car accident.
The following night Mr.Zorabian got a dream. His son appeared in his dream. He said, “Baba, don’t keep blaming yourself. That was written in my destiny so it had to happen. But Baba, don’t waste your life thinking about the same thing and move on. Life is to be enjoyed and to live without sorrow. It’s a gift which we need to explore. I love you Baba.”
When Mr. Zorabian got up the next morning he felt as a transformed person. Everything seemed to be very different to him from now on. And he finally began to live his life. Actually he began to relive his life. He lived it with happiness for him. His son…Rostam….
Sohrab Zorabian was sitting in his drawing room reading the newspaper. Though he had the newspaper in his had, he was not actually reading it. His mind had wandered somewhere else. Mr. Zorabian thought of that terrible incident in which he lost his 15 year old son Rostam. Whenever he sat alone he always drifted away with that horrid memory. Though 10 years had past since he lost his son, he never was able to accept the fact that his son was no longer with him. Just then Mrs. Zorabian voice came, “ Sohrab, the dinner is ready!”. With the voice of his wife, he came back to reality.
When he arrived at dinning table, Mrs. Zorabian came to know that her husband had been thinking about the same thing again and again. She said, “Are you ok. You don’t seem to be in good health!”. Mr.Zorabian complained that he had a headache. There was no further conversation. Soon after the dinner was over he went to sleep.
Mrs. Zorabian was fed up of her husband’s behaviour. Even she had gone through the same thing. But she finally decided to move on in life because she knew that thinking about it over and over again would add to her distress. But that was not the case with her husband. He always kept blaming himself for that car accident.
The following night Mr.Zorabian got a dream. His son appeared in his dream. He said, “Baba, don’t keep blaming yourself. That was written in my destiny so it had to happen. But Baba, don’t waste your life thinking about the same thing and move on. Life is to be enjoyed and to live without sorrow. It’s a gift which we need to explore. I love you Baba.”
When Mr. Zorabian got up the next morning he felt as a transformed person. Everything seemed to be very different to him from now on. And he finally began to live his life. Actually he began to relive his life. He lived it with happiness for him. His son…Rostam….
Down The Memory Lane.....(continued)
So here are a few more people about whom I’d like to talk about………as I had not mentioned them in my very first blog……
So here it goes again………..as the saga continues……
Bhavna Rao
This girl from 10th B became my really good friend in a short span of time…..Updated with every current topic……bhavna is a music freak and can go talking about it……very intelligent with a great IQ level…….bhavna enjoys passing comments on the “Hep Babe Crowd” (this crowd includes of all wannabes who boast about themselves)……Bhavna is really a down to earth person……laughs everytime when I crack jokes though they are dumb…….Bhavna you rock….and this one’s for u……..AOWAHA……!
Ruchita Rajan
This girl is also from 10th B…….ruchita is a fun loving person…….Very artistic I must say……Ruchita laughs on my every goddamn joke……actually she laughs for everything……..enjoys watching majority of sitcoms……..and is glued mostly to the phone…….Keep laughing ruchita…..thats all I can say..........!
Shreenidhi Patil
This guy from 10th A is really a geek……he simply loves playing cricket…….okay……thats it………That’s all what I know about him……really………..!
Deepti Puranik
Very studious…….deepti was and still is a favorite of jaya miss…….Deepti is very quite and artistic…….and has got a lot of patience……I don’t know how she can stay quite for so long……..She is a really nice person who is very kind……….!
Aashan Veera , Jason Lobo & Ishmit Singh Makkar
These three guys from my class were really a riot……..they simply love cracking jokes……..loved irritating all the teachers…….I guess they’ve irritated each and every teacher that taught our class……especially geeta das miss………Always upto some mischief……these three guys were regarded as “DONS” of our class by some teachers………and majority of boys of my class simply followed them and were part of their every mischief………….!
So that’s it……these were the people whom I’ll always remember when I’ll get nostalgic and take a trip down the memory lane…….
So here it goes again………..as the saga continues……
Bhavna Rao
This girl from 10th B became my really good friend in a short span of time…..Updated with every current topic……bhavna is a music freak and can go talking about it……very intelligent with a great IQ level…….bhavna enjoys passing comments on the “Hep Babe Crowd” (this crowd includes of all wannabes who boast about themselves)……Bhavna is really a down to earth person……laughs everytime when I crack jokes though they are dumb…….Bhavna you rock….and this one’s for u……..AOWAHA……!
Ruchita Rajan
This girl is also from 10th B…….ruchita is a fun loving person…….Very artistic I must say……Ruchita laughs on my every goddamn joke……actually she laughs for everything……..enjoys watching majority of sitcoms……..and is glued mostly to the phone…….Keep laughing ruchita…..thats all I can say..........!
Shreenidhi Patil
This guy from 10th A is really a geek……he simply loves playing cricket…….okay……thats it………That’s all what I know about him……really………..!
Deepti Puranik
Very studious…….deepti was and still is a favorite of jaya miss…….Deepti is very quite and artistic…….and has got a lot of patience……I don’t know how she can stay quite for so long……..She is a really nice person who is very kind……….!
Aashan Veera , Jason Lobo & Ishmit Singh Makkar
These three guys from my class were really a riot……..they simply love cracking jokes……..loved irritating all the teachers…….I guess they’ve irritated each and every teacher that taught our class……especially geeta das miss………Always upto some mischief……these three guys were regarded as “DONS” of our class by some teachers………and majority of boys of my class simply followed them and were part of their every mischief………….!
So that’s it……these were the people whom I’ll always remember when I’ll get nostalgic and take a trip down the memory lane…….
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